Offensive but true

Yesterday you screamed so loud
        I’m really sorry we missed our flight
But I left my christmas socks
No point without the socks

           It Was like when someone smacks you
Right in your ear and it just 
Rings and rings
And you think you’re going to be deaf
I thought I was going to be deaf
          When you screamed

But today you're not
A slap in the ear
           Today:
“If they come up with 
A cure for cancer
Before a cure for acne, I’m going to kill 
Myself”

But acne doesn’t kill people
But It will i guess if
You stick to your aforementioned
Statement

So we better get in touch with curology and tell them
      To hurry it up
Really quickly
Because I heard through the grapevine
On the phone with the leading radiologist 
at Boston Children's hospital
that
“They’re almost there”

It’s probably not good to
Be funny about cancer like this
Or suicide

       Sorry

But i’m just sharing what happened
And it’s all true
Offensive and true
Lots of things probably fall
Into that category

       Sorry again